Tuesday, January 10, 2012

KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS

Out of the mouths of:
KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS

WIRIMU (age 7): "The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know."

KYLIE (age 8): "Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more."

KELLY (age 6): "This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles."

JAMES (age 7): "My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mum."

GINA (age 9): "If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all around you, you are incontinent."

-copied from "grapevine" magazine issue 4 2011
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