Two pandits from the local mandir were standing by the side of the road, putting a sign into the ground that reads:
"The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too Late!"
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
One pandit turns to other and asks,
"Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
-courtesy of www.funtoosh.com
these are e-mails, anecdotes, jokes, short stories, poems and other interesting prose taken from old files, old stocks of printed mails and web searches or locally known in Cebu as "kinaykay" files.
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