A young soldier and his commanding officer board a train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young man and the young woman are interested in each other because they are giving each other "looks." Soon, the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young soldier to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."
The commanding officer is sitting there, thinking, "I didn't know the young soldier was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"
The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the soldier kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"
The young soldier sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He though to himself: "Life is good. When does a fellow have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his commanding officer all at the same time!"
-end-
-author unknown-
*Photo by: http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:VK8A6qVfmMBo2M:http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o64/thealice/kiss_lips.jpg
No comments:
Post a Comment